generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via m-egon)

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2 months ago

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo, via officialmoonrock)

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2 months ago
ridge:

imma need to sit down for this one

ridge:

imma need to sit down for this one

(Source: babyguwop, via panic-at-the-discount-store)

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2 months ago

Lily Allen’s new song ‘Hard Out Here' owns Blurred Lines.

(Source: mistergaskarth, via hellbillydxluxe)

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2 months ago
changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

He goes from puppy dog eyes to bedroom eyes in zero seconds flat.

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

He goes from puppy dog eyes to bedroom eyes in zero seconds flat.

(via thecleardevil)

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2 months ago
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